Lesson Number One:
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>A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small
>rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and
>do nothing all day long?"
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>The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
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>So, the Rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All
>of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
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>Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
>sitting very, very high up.
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>Lesson Number Two:
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>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
>get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
>got the energy."
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>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
>the bull.
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>"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of
>dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to
>reach the first branch of the tree.
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>The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
>branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched
>at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a
>farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
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>Moral of the story: Bulls*it might get you to the top, but it
>won't keep you there.
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>Lesson Number Three:
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>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
>the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it
>was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
>the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
>realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
>He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
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>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
>of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
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>The morals of this story are:
>1) Not everyone who drops s*it on you is your enemy.
>2) Not everyone who gets you out of s*it is your friend.
>3) And when you're in deep s*it, keep your mouth shut