[btrflywngs88] *harp* any suggestions for a sm. dog breed good w/ children ?

[bessies_martini_glass] im soo confused

[bessies_martini_glass] btflywings

[Dizzy] I dont have kids so I wouldnt know

[btrflywngs88] why ?

[bessies_martini_glass] sorry we have been drinking

special_on_aisle_4 is known as walmart_shopper

[walmart_shopper] no im bessie

[bessies_martini_glass] dont know much cant think straight

[Dizzy] everyone must have fainted

bessies_martini_glass is known as my_dog_ate_my_thong

[Dizzy] lmao

[bobandshon] lmao

[my_dog_ate_my_thong] hey

[my_dog_ate_my_thong] i need help

[my_dog_ate_my_thong] my dog ate somthn

[my_dog_ate_my_thong] :)

[Dizzy] lol

[cschimizzi] brb

[my_dog_ate_my_thong] so whos walmart shopper

[bessieloubop] God keeps kicking me out of the chat room!

[Dizzy] lol

[bessieloubop] lol who is thong??

[my_dog_ate_my_thong] god looks down on ur drinking

[Dizzy] Ye have sinned!

[my_dog_ate_my_thong] take a guess bess

[bessieloubop] must be roxy or merico. ;)

[bessieloubop] i'll drink to that!

[my_dog_ate_my_thong] its romerico

[Dizzy] I just noticed that lalayla left

[bessieloubop] she had to walk her dog.

[Dizzy] o

[bessieloubop] code words for needs more ice cream.

[bessieloubop] lol

[Dizzy] lol

my_dog_ate_my_thong is known as Roxy_wears_lipgloss

[Roxy_wears_lipgloss] :)

[walmart_shopper] brb

[Roxy_wears_lipgloss] i love this name changing thing

[bessieloubop] it's bonkers.

[Dizzy] I figures I'

[bessieloubop] just like you. lol

[Dizzy] I'd be safe and not do it

[Dizzy] cuz I dont know how to change it backl...lo;

[bessieloubop] yeah, otherwise you'll get cottaged.

[Dizzy] lmmfao

Roxy_wears_lipgloss is known as Say_no_to_drunk_dogs_on_the_road

[bessieloubop] i couldn't change back last night either til i got bumped off.

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[DoGoneIT] I'm good Bullie :) How're you doing?

walmart_shopper is known as MericoX19

[DoGoneIT] Oh...Hi Merico!

[bobandshon] doing great thx

[DoGoneIT] Aww :(

[Tonka] Wow you guys...this is the first time i've ever been in here!!

[MericoX19] lol.. thre we go

[MericoX19] mm.. ice cream

[MericoX19] any news on stuart?

[DoGoneIT] grr..lol no

[bobandshon] mizzi did u get ahold of scout

[DoGoneIT] mizz is chat mod now, eh?

[MericoX19] hmm.. just noticed that.. and so was scout

[bobandshon] 4 her anniversary lol

[DoGoneIT] lol no way

[MericoX19] i'm confused!

[DoGoneIT] really bullie?

[bobandshon] thats what mizz said earlier lol

[DoGoneIT] they aren't talking?

[DoGoneIT] merico..lol you're back

[bobandshon] no 1 is

[bobandshon] twilight zone in here

[DoGoneIT] what's up with that?

[bobandshon] have no clue

[MericoX19] i ate their livers

[MericoX19] mwahahahaha

[DoGoneIT] nice

[DoGoneIT] lol

[DoGoneIT] I just ate a snicker..I'm gonna be sick

[bobandshon] icy is just sitting there also

[DoGoneIT] BESSIE!!!

[MericoX19] i'm eating chocolate red sox ice cream

[bessieloubop] told you i'd be back!

[icyhound] yup

[DoGoneIT] Icyhound hi

[bessieloubop] DoggyStyle!

[DoGoneIT] cricketmom hi

[bobandshon] u said 30 min

[MericoX19] i told u she said shed be back

[DoGoneIT] cschimizzi hi

[bessieloubop] did you guys see that scout was banned from chat!

[DoGoneIT] yay

[MericoX19] lol

[bobandshon] yesssssssssss

[bessieloubop] mizzi, put down your wand! lol

[DoGoneIT] yay was meant for you being here bes

[bessieloubop] well, it's been 5 minutes, does that count shon?

[DoGoneIT] you ignored me on AIM last night..lol you're a turd

[bobandshon] close enough

[bessieloubop] what? Dog, don't tell me that!

[Tonka] why was scout banned...?

[DoGoneIT] yes..you are

[bobandshon] dunno

[bessieloubop] scout was being really rude to everyone! lol

[Tonka] mizzi did you ban her?

[DoGoneIT] hi tonak

[DoGoneIT] tonka

[bessieloubop] DGI, i didn't even see you! I was up until 1 too!

[bessieloubop] lol hi tonak

[Tonka] hello hello

[DoGoneIT] lol stfu

[bobandshon] i was up till 6 hahahahaha got ya beat

[bessieloubop] don't tell me to shut the fuuck up, ososo!

[bessieloubop] lol

[DoGoneIT] lol

[bessieloubop] oops, sorry.

[bessieloubop] my bad.

[DoGoneIT] OooOo you're in so much trouble!

[bessieloubop] OsOsO YOU are in so much trouble.

[bessieloubop] you are going to get banned from chat too!

[DoGoneIT] Cschmizzi silence bessieloubop

[bessieloubop] lol

[bessieloubop] waaaaaaa

[DoGoneIT] silencio

[DoGoneIT] bakha

[bessieloubop] you can't silence me. i bought a used wand on ebay from scout.

[bessieloubop] cheen cheen

more.....

[DoGoneIT] ebay...all sales are final

[bessieloubop] that's it, i'm going over to the japanese forum.

[bessieloubop] lol

[bobandshon] twilight zone in here

[bessieloubop] Tonka, what did you find out?

[DoGoneIT] how rude..I've said hi to them and they don't say hi back

[DoGoneIT] I'm going to ban the banners

[bessieloubop] that is so rude!

[bessieloubop] lol

[DoGoneIT] oh wait..my magic wand is broken :(

[bessieloubop] Tonka! answer DGI, you cheen cheen bakha!

[bobandshon] they r typing incognito

[DoGoneIT] huh>>?

[DoGoneIT] I didn't ask him a question

[bessieloubop] are we the only people in here?

[DoGoneIT] yup

[MericoX19] me!!

[DoGoneIT] her

[bessieloubop] ooo eee ooo, how strange!

[cschimizzi] ok

[cschimizzi] I am here

[icyhound] well I'm being held over longer

[MericoX19] lol

[bobandshon] wb mizz

[DoGoneIT] hi

[cschimizzi] hi

[bessieloubop] So what's the news DoggieStyle?

[bobandshon] wb icy

[DoGoneIT] aha! you guys were talking in private lol

[bessieloubop] mizzi, scout is having issues, she is in pergatory.

[icyhound] never left

[icyhound] been reading

[bessieloubop] *pergutory?

[DoGoneIT] not quite yet..next month Bes

[cschimizzi] no I was reading the forum and scout is on aim so he immed me

[icyhound] trying to get home since I have to go and work all day tommarow cuz I have no backbone

[bessieloubop] lol Doggy!

[Tonka] what do you mean....what did I find out?

MericoX19 is known as bessie_needs_a_dictionary

[Tonka] im confused

[DoGoneIT] wtf

[bessieloubop] so how do you spell it Merico?

[bessie_needs_a_dictionary] lol

[DoGoneIT] whoa whoa

[cschimizzi] hey Tonka....glad to see you could make it

[bessie_needs_a_dictionary] J-A-I-L

[bessieloubop] whoa, whoa?

icyhound starts to curse

[Tonka] lol.....sorry. I am sooo confused

[DoGoneIT] mizz

[bessieloubop] what's up DGI?

[icyhound] why why why why why did I say that I'd work both shifts tommarow

[cschimizzi] what

[icyhound] *beats head into wall*

[DoGoneIT] when did you become a chat mod

[Tonka] this is my first time in here and I don't know what's going on.

[icyhound] damn it I need a backbone

[bessieloubop] tonka, just take a deep breath.

[DoGoneIT] lol

[DoGoneIT] poor poor tonka

[Tonka] breath in, breath out....

[cschimizzi] just for the day dogone....it is a anniversary present

[bessieloubop] and then run screaming for your life.

[Tonka] need another drink

[Tonka] lol

bessie_needs_a_dictionary is known as MericoX19

[DoGoneIT] that's what bes said..but I didn't believe her

[DoGoneIT] she likes to tell stories

[MericoX19] lol I know

[bessieloubop] lol

[bessieloubop] that's me!

[cschimizzi] ______

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[cschimizzi] lol

[bessieloubop] banned and proud?

[bobandshon] lol

[MericoX19] woo!!

[] lol

[] i want a huge button

[bessieloubop] a big a$$ button

[] yup

[bobandshon] the size of a plackard

[cricketmom] You get nothing

[bessieloubop] and then there was silence.

[bessieloubop] sshhhhh

[gbroxon] I just came in to see what was going on. _____ being "banned" from chat and all. Did I interrupt something? Should I leave?

[MericoX19] nah.. u can join in the flogging if you want

[Tonka] umm....who are you and what do you want?

[] lol

[cricketmom] You put that on the forum, ______?

[DoGoneIT] lmao

[bessieloubop] no way, scout, you got an invitation!!!

[DoGoneIT] what is that from

[cschimizzi] cricket that is why I told you to read the forum

[cricketmom] Dear God!

[cschimizzi] lol

[bessieloubop] oh dude, that is so ansy!

[bobandshon] lol

[bessieloubop] with her..............lol!

[bessieloubop] .............lol!

[] got an invitation whrere

[bessieloubop] *evil*

[bessieloubop] on your thread! ansy wants you to come to her forum!

[] now dont be deleting my thread too cricket lol

[] like that will EVER happen bessie

[bobandshon] *evil*

[bessieloubop] how the hell does she get on?

[cricketmom] This serves you right

[cricketmom] They will have a ball with this

[bessieloubop] purgatory, scout. for killing yourself.

[] lol at the two of you

[cschimizzi] cricket go delete that post...the web bitches are responding to it

[bobandshon] hahahaha

[] no wait let me read it first

[cricketmom] What did you think they ould do?

[] BRB

[Tonka] you are all crazy...yup...every one of you!!

[DoGoneIT] And poor Minn probably thinks Cricket banned _____ from chat for good

[gbroxon] I hope you're not referring to me, cschmizzi.

[cschimizzi] no gbroxon....a new member from ansy site just responded

[gbroxon] Ah. Okay.

[DoGoneIT] what goes around

[peppy] Hi Bessie

[bessieloubop] hey peppy, fancy seeing you here again.

[bessieloubop] what timing!

[Tonka] hi peppy

[cschimizzi] peppy I didn't think you liked us so why are you here?

[Tonka] yeah, I thought you were a gonner

[peppy] I like bessie

[bessieloubop] some people are gluttons for punishment.

[peppy] are you talking about me, bessie

[bessieloubop] how flattering. i seem to attract all the...

[MericoX19] lol

[peppy] what is up now

[bessieloubop] ooops, don't want to be rude!

[peppy] why does it seem when i come in here, you all want me to leave

[DoGoneIT] I don't like any of you, yet I come back a couple times a day

[cschimizzi] it is already posted over on their site....what a joke

[Tonka] you're the one who doesn't like us.

[DoGoneIT] no way

[Tonka] what site?

[Tonka] ansy what?

[DoGoneIT] e

[DoGoneIT] yes

[] omg this is too funny. cricket if i didnt luv ya i would smack you right now lol

[bessieloubop] well, peppy, darling, last time you were here, you called us all rude, and then said you had copied all of our chat room conversation.

[cricketmom] Smack away

[bessieloubop] so perhaps some people are feeling a bit...i dunno, wary?

[scout2] *slap*

[roxystar] is scout back in

[bobandshon] u gonna accept _____ ? lol

[] lol

[DoGoneIT] your post is gone

[roxystar] scout2?

[cricketmom] Did I change you screen name?

[] yes roxy its me

[bessieloubop] lol Doggy, to your post way the heck back.

[roxystar] lol ok

[bessieloubop] prove it scout2.

[DoGoneIT] lol

[DoGoneIT] start singing..that's enough proof

[roxystar] whats ur dogs name scout2

[MericoX19] lol

[roxystar] huh

[] i wrote a suicied note a few days ago bessie

[bessieloubop] i hope peppy represents us all well.

[roxystar] huh

[bessieloubop] scout, i hope you used good grammar.

[DoGoneIT] who is peppy

[peppy] why do i keep getting kicked out of here

[DoGoneIT] another spy?

[MericoX19] ???

[bessieloubop] nothing like a bad suicide note!

[] yes i proof read first

[] lol

[bessieloubop] lol

[bessieloubop] spell check, i hope.

[bessieloubop] so are you dead yet?

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[roxystar] HOW DARE U>

[Tonka] runner is that a bad attitude or just being funny?

[bobandshon] the kitties let it loose

[bessieloubop] yeah, don't be rude, that's my job.

[bobandshon] a corn snake

[runner] hello

[bessieloubop] aww, poor guy.

[runner] r u there ?

[gbroxon] Hello, runner.

[bessieloubop] hi runner. are you freaking out?

[MericoX19] hi runner

[MericoX19] PEPPY!

[runner] yes I am

[gbroxon] You got something to say, runner?

[bessieloubop] what's wrong?

[Tonka] runner what's wrong

[runner] what do u think

[Tonka] why you freakin?

[bessieloubop] merico, peppy is mad at you because you called kiba an ewok. :(

[gbroxon] Waiting......

______ is having a seizure

[bessieloubop] lol

[bessieloubop] so is that how you are going out, _____?

[MericoX19] what! u called her an ewok!

[DoGoneIT] seriously?

[bobandshon] lol

[MericoX19] PEPPY!

[bessieloubop] with a seizure?

[bessieloubop] peppy.

[Tonka] peppy

[] yes you guys will be the death of me yet lol

[bessieloubop] lol

[roxystar] "what do you think" what are u talkn about runner

[bobandshon] :p

[bessieloubop] peppy and runner are having some issues.

[bessieloubop] personality issues.

______ is totally lost now

[MericoX19] peppy!!!!!!!!

[Tonka] They are FREAKIN out man

[DoGoneIT] hmmm

[bessieloubop] so Doggy! what's up? whatchoo doing for dinner?

[roxystar] i know

[bessieloubop] wait! lol

[roxystar] !

[bessieloubop] i meant Easter!!!

[DoGoneIT] ______...how come you didn't have those [ ] things

______ wants cricketmom to give her back her wand

[DoGoneIT] how come _____ doesn't have those brackets

______ learned a neat trick from icy last night

[DoGoneIT] I boiled 4 dozen eggs tonight..so my house smells like A$$ right now

[bessieloubop] oh dear, here we go. :P

[bessieloubop] lol

[Tonka] yeah how to talk in third person is neat

______ also learned a neat trick from shig last night which led to her being banned from in here

[runner] gtg

[bessieloubop] did you give some to the dogs yet, Dog?

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[cschimizzi] don't you have to be a member to do that

[peppy] they are bumping me off

[bessieloubop] fugly!

[MericoX19] what could that be? she just has the regular schnauzer "wet" eyes.. could it be something serious?

[DoGoneIT] if you log onto the forum, you can view it

[peppy] mods keep bumping me off admin

[MericoX19] darn it! i smell dog poo!!!

[DoGoneIT] that's probably why merico can read it

[peppy] mods are bumping me off everytime i sign on

[DoGoneIT] yes

[MericoX19] grrrr......

[bessieloubop] peppy, sometimes chat is funny.

[DoGoneIT] you can be a memeber..all you have to do is register

[MericoX19] peppy!

[bessieloubop] lol

[] ues cschimizzi it says you need to be a member now to read. are you sad now :( ?

[gbroxon] *meow* :D

[MericoX19] me?

______ is very very sad now cause she cant read the psychos forum anymore :(

[] lol

[bessieloubop] mizzi is heartbroken. ______ is suicidal.

[roxystar] *slap*

[bessieloubop] don't do it ______! wait until after easter, at least, then you can gorge on chocolate.

[DoGoneIT] but they invited you over ______

[gbroxon] *choochoo* COOOOOL!!!

[MericoX19] they remind me on the cd "the all american rejects"

[] lol bessie

[MericoX19] but put TP in there

[bobandshon] lol

[] lol merico

[cschimizzi] I just thought it was funny that as soon as I said "they posted scout being banned over there" now thier forum is private.....they must have eyes in here

[] i liked rejects better

[bobandshon] u going ______ ? if so have a blast LOL

[bessieloubop] ya think?

[DoGoneIT] oh yes they do mizz!!!

[gbroxon] I gotta hear what this one sounds like. *evil*

[] they have eyes everywhere

[DoGoneIT] yup

[MericoX19] well there posts are always about TP nowadays... BORING

[] i wish i had that mooning smiley in here cschimizzi

[MericoX19] scout.. could it be anything serious?

[cschimizzi] me too scout

[bessieloubop] brb, need more whiskeycoke float.

[DoGoneIT] lol bes

[icyhound] she has been groomed merico?

[MericoX19] make me some bess

[DoGoneIT] mm a coke float sounds good

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[bessieloubop] no mizzi, that's DoGoneIt. i'm just drinking plain ice water with a slice of lemon.

[MericoX19] 9 more months i can!

[DoGoneIT] You'll have plenty of time to turn into a lush like Bes..don't worry

[Tonka] of course Im old enough to drink....but Bess said she knows everything. I wanted to know if she knew how old I was....just messing with her

[] no an old ****ed off fart

[DoGoneIT] oh no you don't girl...ut un! it's all you Amy!

[MericoX19] lol.. i dont think thats possine

[MericoX19] *possible

[DoGoneIT] I was trying to figure out what possine was

[MericoX19] lol me2

[bessieloubop] lol Tonka, i was being incredibly facetious. if you read any of my posts you will see that i am full of sh!t.

[DoGoneIT] I 2nd that!

[MericoX19] and so is her dogs mouth

[] 3rd

[MericoX19] LOL

[] lol

[bessieloubop] lol

[Tonka] I was just Joshin with you Bessie....

[Tonka] I knew you were playing

[bessieloubop] i hate all of you and am going to kill myself. scout, can i borrow your pen?

[MericoX19] i wonder if i should put the Q-tip that i used back with the other ones

[cschimizzi] ok I am going to bed....I have to get my beauty sleep...it is very hard to maintain such beauty...yall have a good night

[DoGoneIT] I can't believe it's after midnight and I'm still messing with you turds

[DoGoneIT] g'nite mizz

[Tonka] night mizzi

[MericoX19] we're chichi in disguise

[MericoX19] nite mizz

[] bessie i will lend you my used up wand to kill yourself with okay ?

[] nite mizzi

[bessieloubop] night mizzi!

[bessieloubop] sweet pooping dreams!

[DoGoneIT] lol

[Tonka] ok you guys....what is so bad that you have to kill yourselves??

[DoGoneIT] just look at them

[Tonka] haha

[] i am tired of being on the wronf side of the desk

[bessieloubop] lol scout.

[bessieloubop] LMAO!!!!

[] lol

[Tonka] i work with people all day long who are suicidal

[Tonka] ugh

[DoGoneIT] and you have stooped to #2 position

[bessieloubop] oh, shoot, sorry, Tonka.

[] sorry tonka :(

[bessieloubop] bad joke, my fault. sort of.

[DoGoneIT] yeah, bad joke and I don't even know why they do it

[DoGoneIT] I'm the innocent party here

[bessieloubop] some people are really bad influence on other people.

[DoGoneIT] *)

[] yes bessie is a bad influence on me

[bessieloubop] LOL

[bessieloubop] Doggie started it!!!

[MericoX19] my cat is moving :(

[DoGoneIT] Who's Doggie?

[bessieloubop] you!

[DoGoneIT] NO NO NO...I don't know what you're talking about T

[bessieloubop] i can't be bothered to write your whole damn name out.

[DoGoneIT] turd

[bessieloubop] you want me to call you turd?

[DoGoneIT] you're a turd

[] darn i should have reeregistered as turd lol

[bessieloubop] where is your cat moving to merico?

[DoGoneIT] lol scout

[bessieloubop] lol

[] lol

[bessieloubop] turd1 and turd2

[MericoX19] by brother is now taking her :(

[MericoX19] and the thing

[bessieloubop] sorry, merico.

[MericoX19] i feel bad for the cat

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