I just rec'd this in an e-mail & it's just too cute not to share! Enjoy!
> CHILDREN KNOW ALL ABOUT THE SEA > > > > > > This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight > > testicles. (Kelly age 6) > > > > Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) > > > > If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If > > you don't have sea all round you, you are in > > continent. (Wayne age 7) > > > > I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big > > teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my > > friend no more. (Kylie age 6) > > > > A dolphin breaths through an **** on the top of > > its head. (Billy age 8) > > > > My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes > > back with crabs. (Millie age 6) > > > > When ships had sails, they used to use the trade > > winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind > > didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the > > wind come. My brother said they would be better off > > eating beans. (William age 7) > > > > I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their > > shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age > > 6) > > > > I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby > > brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad > > keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just > > got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age > > 6) > > > > Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. > > Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to > > live in caves under the sea where I think they have > > to plug themselves into chargers. > > (Christopher age 7) > > > > My Mom has fishnets, but doesn't catch any fish > > (Laura age 5) > > > > When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, > > and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) > > > > When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid > > in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy > > friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7) > > > > A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it > > has lots of seamen inside. (Emma age 5) > > > > When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, > > and have lots of sailors. (Valerie age 6) > > > > Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. > > Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go > > down on each other. (Becky age 8) > > > > On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off > > when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it > > again because water shot up her fanny. > > (Julie age 7) >
Once I was sitting in my stepsons science class and a little girl said orgasm for organism. None of the kids caught on, but the teacher and I shared a smirk.