I just rec'd this in an e-mail & it's just too cute not to share!  Enjoy!

> CHILDREN KNOW ALL ABOUT THE SEA
> >
> >
> > This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
> > testicles. (Kelly age 6)
> >
> > Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
> >
> > If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If
> > you don't have sea all round you, you are in
> > continent. (Wayne age 7)
> >
> > I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big
> > teeth, just like Emily  Richardson. She's not my
> > friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
> >
> > A dolphin breaths through an **** on the top of
> > its head. (Billy age 8)
> >
> > My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes
> > back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
> >
> > When ships had sails, they used to use the trade
> > winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind
> > didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the
> > wind come. My brother said they would be better off
> > eating beans. (William age 7)
> >
> > I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
> > shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age
> > 6)
> >
> > I'm not going to write about the sea.  My baby
> > brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad
> > keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just
> > got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
> > 6)
> >
> > Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
> > Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to
> > live in caves under the sea where I think they have
> > to plug themselves into chargers.
> > (Christopher age 7)
> >
> > My Mom has fishnets, but doesn't catch any fish
> > (Laura age 5)
> >
> > When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold,
> > and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
> >
> > When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid
> > in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy
> > friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7)
> >
> > A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it
> > has lots of seamen inside. (Emma age 5)
> >
> > When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship,
> > and have lots of sailors.   (Valerie age 6)
> >
> > Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
> > Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go
> > down on each other. (Becky age 8)
> >
> > On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
> > when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it
> > again because water shot up her fanny.
> > (Julie age 7)
>