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Officially Housebroken! (But don't make me mad...I know which floors you wax)

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THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY


THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

M
y tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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H
eard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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L
ooking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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C
ongratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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H
ow could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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I
've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you

I've changed my mind.

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I
must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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A
s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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C
ongratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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H
appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in
Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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H
appy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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W
hen we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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W
e have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

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I
'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Y
our friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

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S
o your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay.


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Officially Housebroken! (But don't make me mad...I know which floors you wax)

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Those were priceless.  I wish I really could send one or two of them, lol.

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Those were great!!! I wish I could send some of the birthday ones.

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Officially Housebroken! (But don't make me mad...I know which floors you wax)

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Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!!     



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Very funny! 

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Originally posted by: daisysmom76

"Those were priceless.  I wish I really could send one or two of them, lol."


I fully intend to send some. Got 'em printing on cardstock as we speak.

Dorothy

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Officially Housebroken! (But don't make me mad...I know which floors you wax)

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 Those were great!!!!!!

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I love those!!!

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EHee-hee

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Officially Housebroken! (But don't make me mad...I know which floors you wax)

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LOL tee hee those are great!

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