(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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~Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring it was peace~