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Shadow


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Noteworthy Bumper Stickers

These are the top 17 bumper stickers that everyone wants to see...

      Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

      Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

      The proctologist called...they found your head.

      Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

      Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

      Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

      I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

      WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

      Guys..just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

      Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody but me,"

      Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

      Don't like my driving?  Then quit watching me.

      If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

      Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

      Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

      Hang up and drive!!
 

    And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

      Welcome to America...now speak English

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  Those are great.

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OMG, awesome. I'm sending it to my friends, some that I have never seen there!




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Originally posted by: Shadow
"Welcome to America...now speak English"

The best part about this one is that it is written in ENGLISH.  If you can read the sticker, then you already know the language. 


 



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Those are funny. I think I got those in an email once.

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Here is a good one....


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