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Paige


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Joke: Astrological After-sex Comments
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"


I thought these were funny. But if the sex thing bothers anyone I can edit it.



-- Edited by Paige at 13:19, 2005-04-10

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The Libra one fits me soooooo well.....lol

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The Taurus one fits me pretty good. I get hungry at weird times.

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Unfortunatly the Cancer one fits me pretty well though if this marriage ever fails there will not be another one. I don't forsee that happening any time soon though after all he does the dishes and poo picks not to mention my flowers are beautiful every year so I think I'll keep him. LOL

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I love astrology.
It is so thought provoking.

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Yep, me too, O. I'm such a libra it hurts, lol. I'm so wishy washy and I don't know what I want, so I want it all!!

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Knowing these things...
Libra is not wishy washy, exactly. They strive for balance and fairness, and this makes decisions hard to make.

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Well, you know that's what I am, lol. I try to be fair and balanced at all times. I was just referring to my unda- wears that I have. They say "I can't make up my mind, so I want it all" and they say Libra all over the front. That's what I meant by wishy washy, lol.

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