> LADY AND THE PHARMACIST
> > A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
> > cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
> > The lady explains that she needs it to poison her husband.
> >
> > The pharmacist's eyes got very big, and he said,
> > "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's
> > against the law! I'll lose my license; they'll throw both of us in jail
> > and all kinds of bad
> > things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
> >
> > The lady then reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
> > husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
> > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
> > "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription"