My husband cannot fathom the concept of replacing the roll of toilet peper on the toilet paper holder when it get's empty. That little roll of cardboard would turn to compost if it were up to him to change it...lol
He'll do anything else, but not that. I've never brought it to his attention though....but he has to realize that there isn't any there..... I think he looks at at and goes
im laughing so hard . this morning when I got up I go to the bathroom and there sits the the new toliet paper roll on top of the holder.What the h***!!!!!!! Do they need a manual or what.I swear I thought of taking a pic on here to start a thread ,thats why I thought it was funny.No ,not even a manual would work ,most won't read directions.Girl you opened up a can of worms here!!!!! Or else most the time they will leave like 2 sheets on the roll.Things like this just tick me off .But like you I don't say anything
My fiance occasonally changes the roll of tolilet paper, but he always forgets to a) put the cap back on the toothpaste...really, how hard is that? b) hang up wet towels and c)put the milk back in the fridge when hes done with it...
quote: Originally posted by: GoddessIsis "My fiance occasonally changes the roll of tolilet paper, but he always forgets to a) put the cap back on the toothpaste...really, how hard is that? b) hang up wet towels and c)put the milk back in the fridge when hes done with it..."
"My fiance occasonally changes the roll of tolilet paper...shoot you better hang on to him!!!!!
Not only does he not place a new roll on the holder, he sets the roll in an odd place I can't reach while sqautted!! lol His arms are obviously longer than mine.....BUT the thing that gets me is lazy a** boys/men who can't lift up a seat to pee. THEN....if they do....they leave it up and my big butt is bound to hit water in the middle of the night!!
Thankfully my guy has always been good about the toilet seat thing. Cuz damn I know sometimes when I get up in the night to pee and I'm half alseep still I'd prolly fall in. I rarely pay attention...I need to work on my focus, lol.
LMAO!!! I'm glad to see that my hubby isn't the only one with this problem!
You know what he did to me one night? He lifts the seat, puts a sheet of saran wrap over the toilet and then puts the seat back down. When I got up to go pee............It was AWFUL!!...lol
Needless to say, he woke up form a deep somber sleep with a mouth full of mustard....lol. I then got a head full of ketchup. So I gave up and let him win....lol!
Actually Brad is very good about putting toilet paper in the bathroom.
The only thing that drives me crazy is doing laundry. and then he has the nerves to get pissed when a shirt he wants to wear is dirty. Or when he wants to wash a pair of jeans thats all he washes. Even though there are a tons of dirty clothes in the hamper. I could probably go on for days on this subject.
I would have to agree with MPP and the rest of the hubby complaints..Mine will put the paper way out of reach..and I bought one of these pole things to put like 4 rolls on tpaper on..no one but me fills it..He is ex-milatary..and loves to have things just so...Well..he likes to play sargent and not help in many cases..he will on occasion vaccuum, and do laundry..although I dont like how he sorts..he doesnt..lol..I dont say much..but..he does do a few things around the house...I consider myself lucky...
I have to say I have no issues with hubby around the house.
I wake up to fresh coffee every morning, He does the dishes and folds the laundry.
He helps me clean the house and feed and let the dogs out. He does all the yard work And he is an EXCELENT Cook! I am spoiled rotten but then so is he.
He is way so domesticated I can hardly believe it and he knows better then to leave the seat up. Lord help him if I sit on cold porcelin(sp) in the middle of the night. He even makes sure to record the Soaps for me every day. Not to mention he is romatic and spontanious and a total hottie!
NOW my last husband....
Total slob! Hung his drawers on the door knob rather then puttin gthem in the hamper 5 inches away from the door. He never lifted a dish rag in his life and He would leave half drank coke cola bottles all over. His dirty socks were everywhere And he was a terrible cook. He never lifted a finger to help with the kids and I don't think to this day he ever learned how to change a diaper! In fact my 11 yr old son is his 3 yr old sisters primary caretaker while she is there for the weekend. He was terrible with money and never paid the bills on time. He would also pull fast ones like quitting his job three weeks before Christmas and spend al his money on peep shows. TOTAL lazy joke!
Boy I sure have moved up in the hubby department huh?
See for yourself!
Old hubby..... (married at the courthouse)
New Hubby..... (Big beautiful wedding!)
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The thing my husband does that irritates me the most is that he procrastinates so bad. If I decide I want something done around the house that I can't do (now keep in mind, I don't work so I very rarely ask him to do anything for me unless I absolutely can't) it will sit for weeks and weeks before I can get him to do it. For example, I have a t.v. armoir that I am wanting moved upstairs. I have wanted it moved for almost a year. Every weekend I try to talk him into it and he says he will but does it get done?.....Of course not. Now I'm the type that when I want something done I want it done right then. I am not a procrastinator by any means. We ordered some new furniture for our in-law suite. They delivered everything. We had to leave before they got the sofa moved downstairs. Hubby said he would take the sofa down, and he did. The problem is that its sitting downstairs on its side. The cushions and throw pillows are laying in front of it on the floor. It's been this way for about 3 months. He says I can't lay it over or I would. He says its extremely heavy and if I do it I will break it. We had family over for easter weekend. One of the families stayed on this floor. Needless to say, they couldn't use that room. I would much rather he not put the toilet paper on the roll than the irritating things he does, although as you can imagine, being a procrastinator and all, he's going to put the tp on the roll later.
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OK, Brad doesn't put the toilet paper on the roll either. That one must just be a hubby requirement?? I've shown him how it works before, and he has actually gotten better about it, but still not 100%. Hell, I'm not even 100%!! lol. I hate it that we don't usually like the same foods. That really ticks me off!! He won't take me to Red Lobster 'cause he hates seafood, even though they serve steaks and such (which he likes), he can't stand the smell. He made a rule that I can no longer bring seafood in the house. It's either eat it at the restaurant, or eat it at home, not both. He doesn't like casseroles, which of course, I love, or anything with sour cream, cream cheese, or cream soups. But he will eat cottage cheese, go figure. Won't eat ranch dressing, or any dressing for that matter, just eats his salads either plain or with salsa, YUCK!! Won't eat anything like Hamburger Helper or Rice A Roni because his mom was a single mom for a few years and she cooked that stuff all the time, he says. No scalloped potatoes or anything like that. No cream-based sauces on anything. He hates onions, and I love them. He's so darn PICKY!!!!!!! He drives me nuts!! Speaking of which, he hates nuts in any food. I asked him how he got by with that and having a single parent mom and he said sometimes she wouldn't put up with it and told him to stay there till he ate it. He said he spent a few nites at the dining room table. I told him NO WAY are our kids gonna get by with that kind of SH*T!! They will eat what I fix and if they don't like it, they can go hungry!! Those are the things that drive me crazy about him.
Ok now, me being the only female in a house of three guys, I have given up on the toilet seat issue. I feel if I fall in its my fault. None will put the toilet paper on the roller, I find it in variuos places. I have even given them lesson(sarcasticly)But How about those darn beer bottles.
He will bring them into the kitchen and line them up. Two feet from the recycle bin, it takes the same amount of effort to drop it in the bin, How frustrating is thatttttttttttt.
When I'm at my b/f's house, I don't complain about the toilet seat since it's his but if he's at my house, I will tell him not to leave it up. I never lay it down, I always let it slam, I can't stand touching a toilet, ha! Men-they sit to poop, and stand to pee, Women- we sit for both, just LEAVE THE SEAT DOWN!! =) ha
The thing that drives me crazy is if we have plans, he screws around. By that he just takes his time until the last minute. If he has planned something or we're doing something with his fam, he tries to rush me but I always snap back at him. Last night, before we went to our friends b-day party, he took his sweet time. I asked him if he wanted to go do this so he took his time. ugh....he was driving and I needed to get back home before to feed my dogs and I said "Are you going to take a shower? I need to feed my dogs like, RIGHT NOW!" ha!
I can't say anything bad about my wonderful hubby. He pretty much does what needs to be done. We are both running businesses, and he is around the house the most. So he does the dishes, laundry, floors, bathroom, cleaning...just about whatever needs to be done. I haven't done his laundry in over 8 yrs......So I think I'll keep him. We've been married almost 26 years and have been togther for 28. So I guess that says something. Besides he is good at letting me be a crab butt from time to time.
I think he looks at at and goes 
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