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I MADE BABIES TONIGHT


Grim Reaper, still thy sickle until the sun is gone tomorrow, a boon do I beg...
I was on my way home from work...My mom has a brood bitch of mine. She bred it to a dog with equally extraordinary papers and certification. The bitch was due Saturday. Mom had been sick, and has had some time off already, then all this extra...I all of a sudden thought that the girl was waiting for me, I am her normal mid-wife. Mom thought the box should be so,[hah, not what was wanted] I showed up with the pre-shredded, pre-cleaned WHITE paper that the bitch was used to, she immediately went into hard labor.
I went to the store, my poor mom freaked when the 1st pup came, and my brother and she delivered it. I showed up,[ all of a sudden, I was someone to listen to], and I whelped 2 pups for her, showing her the details exact, and, having set up her "OR" before I went to the store for her, I am apparently disposable.
God grant her the angels that little Labs have as guardians. I am here addressing you while she, with the huge adrenaline rush that 1st pup gave her, is dutifully following my instructions and making more healthy future Champion Labradors.
I exaggerate not, the pedigree on these, makes Labs tremble in their graves planet-wise.
Grim... Grant me thy favor.

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Congratulations on the birth of your new pups..Let us know how many she ended up having...

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Congrats on the pups KM.  How many did she have?  We want pics!!!...lol

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Yeah for the puppies!  Now that you're so computer savvy I hope we get to see pictures!



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Congrats on the new litter, Kitty!!!!

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YAY Kitty......congrats!

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Congrats!

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Kitty's Mom, you don't know how nervous I was to open this thread with that kind of heading. I know you ladies will talk about anything, but I thought, holy moly! No pictures... PLEASE!


Anyway, congrats on the new babies!



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LOL, GTO, I thought the same thing when I first read it!!!

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Congrats on the new babies!!!

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Yeah, I thought that would get somebody's attention, Ilgto. I don't care for porn, so you can pretty much trust that I won't show any. I can't watch people I find unattractive, doing things that are only meaningful with someone that you are in love with. But that's just me...I guess some do it for exercize
So, after I left, mom had 2 more, making three boys and two girls, the boys are for sale. We are keeping both the girls... Mom is resting on her laurels...probably in the back yard, as the dog has taken over the bedroom... She is an accomplished professional nurse, it was gratifiying to see her crumble and demand that I deliver that 2nd pup. After watching me do it twice, she was more confident. Not like delivering people at all. And, much cuter... I will try to get photos.

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Congrats on the puppies.  Keep us updated on their progress.



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