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ltlgto


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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. 

Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. 

Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. 

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. 

Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. 

Meanness don't jest happen overnight. 

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. 

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. 

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. 

You cannot unsay a cruel word. 

Every path has a few puddles. 

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 

The best sermons are lived, not preached. 
 
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. 
 
Don't judge folks by their relatives. 
 
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 
 
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
 
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 
 
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. 
 
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 
 
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. 

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 
 
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'. 
 
Always drink upstream from the herd. 
 
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. 
 
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. 

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. 

Live simply.   Love generously.   Care deeply.   Speak kindly.   Leave the rest to God. 

No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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That was funny.

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Denise


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Our world would be a much better place if everyone followed this wise advice!



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puttin510


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I think I got past the don't judge one by their relatives, My brothers soon to be wife had his baby last january. We had a shower for her and I was surprised by her relatives. I was thinking oh god, please don't let that baby look like them. Thats bad isn't it. Sigh, they were very nice though. Thats what matter. I'm not vain really I'm not. LOL

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that was funny, but true as well

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I like that. I hope I can get the printer working.

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