Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get
there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step
on the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains
them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along came
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly
man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages
to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to
her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tan,
muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying
a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for
all of eternity?"

And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a
duck."