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Puppy Post'er (I'm gonna be one BAD dog someday!)

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Our cats are on crack, I swear.  They can't help it, they just love the smell of it...(lol, couldn't resist). Tonight one was playing like something wild and  leaped into the air to scare another one.  She landed on the vaccuum which was plugged in.  Her landing hit the power button.


The vaccuum scared that poor cat so bad. If you can imagine a cat on a trampoline being catapoulted to the moon then you can imagine our cat. She literally did 2 backward summersaults off of that vac. I can't even do that on a real trampoline.


Thank God she had just went to the litterbox, else we'd have been cleaning tonight!


....and this is the cat who is so prissy and snobby


that vac showed her who was boss!



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Serves her right, cats live to torture. When the favor is returned, they usually dig it. They are so s and m inclined, when happy and secure[I speak not for the masses of abused felines, they don't think terror is fun]. Just like kids in horror movies and scary amusement rides, it is only fun if you don't live it in reality.

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Puppy Post'er (I'm gonna be one BAD dog someday!)

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....cats live to torture....


Yes they do. I have one who likes to chew on my hair at night when I sleep. I'll have a blad spot soon and I'm going to have a tattoo there that says "This is the result of a kitty hate crime".



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I had one a long time ago, that would knead my head, it felt good mostly, unless[yeah, sure it was accidental]a claw would slip and scratch me. I would squeal, she would retract claws and continue, only occasionally spearing my skin. Like I said, s&m...

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