Gotta go to work. I leave you with this funny. Have a nice Friday. I won't be on til midnight Pacific time.
A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer >> >lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range >> >from $250-$500, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the > >> >sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. >> > >> >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and > >> >model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so > >> >sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the >> >modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 for myself." >> > >> >So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. >> > >> >The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at >> >least iron it!" >> > >> >He never heard the shot. >> > >> >Funeral services are pending.