A bachelor took his vacation every summer at Hilton Head. Being a golf nut, he spent two weeks there each year. Last summer he met a woman there and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they could continue the relationship.
They both agreed that total honesty was important so there would be no "surprises" later on that could destroy their love.
It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep, and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now." "Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied."I'm a hooker." "I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight.
