I was surfing around and came across this. I don't know who wrote it. It seems funny. I can relate to some things like the butt tucking gait"warp speed"... Seems like a lot of you sleep with your dogs and have similiar breeds, like pitbulls, so you may enjoy this
my sister has two boxers. i'll print this out and give it to her. they have several similar traits as my two frenchies. the main one being the warp speed. which usually happens around bedtime. i let them go a few laps around the house to tire them out so i can get a whole nights sleep. lol and thanx kitty !