Here is an e-mail I received today. I know that Kittys Mom and several others will enjoy it in the context it is intended and that Pitsanddobes and Heff will struggle with it. Enjoy.
Headlines from the year 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate Heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Syria, Afghanistan, and Lebanon).
Iraq still closed off - Physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Why don't you get off my back? your sense of humor isn't funny to ANYONE so please, grow up. I know you just want to stir up cr*p and get people riled.
Yup, hilarious TNT as in detonated bomb as in Timothy McVeigh as in domestic terrorist as in Ruby Ridge as in killing innocent children as in just collateral damage as in that shyt is not cool.
A hero to you protecting the American Way a coward to me.
Read the book, your writing and idealogies are strikingly similar and frighteningly out of touch with reality. I anticipate we will be seeing you and your small militia protecting the American Way of Life for White People in the news any day now. You, your militia against the FBI.
Heff he is gonna throw stabs in every thread for a while because that is just how rude he is.
I keep telling you TnT DON'T start nothing! But you just keep on and on and on. SHUT UP!
There is a huge difference between opinion and ignorance.
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This too I shall live through.
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This too I shall live through.
For like the Phoenix, I shall rise from the ashes and soar through the sky having been reborn. http://pitbulls-dobermans.tripod.com
