A couple had been debating the purchase of a
new auto for weeks.  He wanted a new truck. 
She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old
truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out
of their price range.

"Look !" she said.   I want something that goes from 0
to 200 in 4 seconds or  less.  "And my birthday is coming up. 
You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom
scale.

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on
Monday the 12th, due to the condition of
the body, this will be a closed casket service.
Please send your donations to the 'Think
Before You Say Things to Your wife Foundation'