Zoe is the biggest b**ch I have ever met in both sense of the word. She is female and well you get the other one.
If you tickle Tuckers nose with his tail he will bite his tail. If dreams and falls off of the couch at least once a day.
Mikey ALWAYS has his ball in his mouth and he always wants to play ball. I have hardwood floors so he drops the ball at your feet so that it will make the noise than he barks and he does this over and over and over until you throw the ball for him. Its very annoying.
Daisy will not let anyone touch her unless she is on her pillows. She has various pillows throughout the house and if she wants to be petted she will come bark at you and turn around and walk for you to follow her.
Toby is only here to annoy Mikey. That is his life's goal.
You can't walk near Lucy when she's sleeping. She'll jump up and bite you.
-- Edited by ZoeandTucker at 15:15, 2005-08-10
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Saving just one dog won't save the world, but it surely will change the world for that one dog. -Richard C. Call
Chason loves popsicles. But they have to be regular. I tried getting sugar-free ones and the little guy didn't like them. I then opened another regular cherry one and he knew the difference. My husband laughs and says he's just like his Mommy...will take regular over diet anytime.
Sydney... she sleeps and rests on the top of the couch with the cat all day.(she thinks she is a cat) She also likes rubbing her body along the side of the couch and burying herself under pillows. Syd can also jump 6 feet straight up without a running start.Syd has almost died two times and is only 1 and a half, she has nine lives.
Winnie...Winnie is my smart girl, she knows every trick in the book. Winnie will eat ANYTHING, i have to be very careful, she ate roofing tar once! When Winnie is playing she makes a sound that sounds like a whale, its too funny!
Lana...she is very sensitvie. She is also the fastest runner I have ever seen, outrunning every dog at the dog park, even a whippet once. Lana will also do anything for love and pets, and she doesnt like treats unless I break them up in little peices. Lana can jump over 8ft.and is obbsessed with squirels.
Umm, “ Shelby” I am almost a 100% sure ( if dogs can) has an orgasm when I firmly pat massage her… she will lick the air, her eyes will get wide, back legs wobble, she shivers… when I stop she pushes my hand~~
“Cricket” will fart and jump away like something else did it… she will also jump away when hubby farts .. lol…
“ Bruce” hates the sound of pots and pans… he will bark and run around in circles… cooking is always fun.
Both “Cricket and “Bruce” [AST] are nicknamed * ChickenBulls* because they can act tuff but if actually challenged they run away .. and a thunder storm makes hide under my legs.. and shiver.
Oh I forgot to add... "Shelby" likes Beer.. Hiney to be exact... from the glass... if you leave it unattendend ... when you return ..the glass is empty and she is sleepy...
Storm is my protector, she loves everyone but if you act like your going to touch my son when she's around and she doesn't know you watch out! She will not let anyone come in my gate if me or hubby are not outside, makes fun for the UPS or USPS people!
Winter, I can't trust as far as I can throw a 1000LBS weight. If she doesn't know you she doesn't like you, plain and simple. It took her months before she let my hubby even touch me with her in the room.
Tigger Well he's my barking baffoon. I've never seen or heard a dog that can bark as much as he can. I swear he can bark 24\7 if he wanted to.
Barney, he will let anyone in my house, as long as they don't steal his couch he'll be fine with you there!
Kylse, I swear she takes 10 steps per foot. She has this lil "dance" on her way out the door. It's the funniest thing i've ever seen, hubby makes so much fun of her!
Ivan loves to drink Dr. Pepper and hump the goats.
Fatty (hubby's cat) can't 'lay' down. He has to 'roll' over, beginning with his rear end...and the rest of him just rolls into place when laying down
Napster (my cat also known as SK) has severe issues. She gets my son's stuffed animals from happy meals and carrys them around in her mouth like baby kittens. She does this strange, loud meow until Fatty comes and sees. We're not sure if she thinks they are kittens or mice. She also talks (com-meow-nicates) to us.
Hector (goat) likes to dance on top of his house at night and we always think we hear thunderstorms.
Tuff (goat) well....he faints.....lol
Funky Lip (goat) has a freaky looking funky lip
Nanny (goat) is very moody. She wont let you approach her unless she is ready for you to.
No Name (goat) haven't got to spend enough time with her to notice any quirks yet, but being in this family, she is bound to have some.
Fish - likes to touch your fingers in the water
Blue - Likes to pick on the other fish
Neon - has one eye.
Fish, Blue, and Neon are all Gourami's - did I spell that right?
Kula loves to sit out on the deck, in a lawnchair, with me. It's the only furniture he ever even attempts to get up on. In fact, if I bring him up on the couch with me, he won't stay there.
He gets scrambled eggs just about every Sunday for breakfast (spoiled, I know).
If you put chopped up hard boiled eggs in his food he will separate out all of the white and not eat it.
He'll only go to the bathroom if you let him out the downstairs door. If you have him go out upstairs, instead, of going down the deck stairs, he'll bark to come back in and then go to the downstairs door to be let out again.
Most cockapoos have a poodle sire, cocker dam....he has a poodle mom, cocker dad. Very exotic, eh?
Umm, “ Shelby” I am almost a 100% sure ( if dogs can) has an orgasm when I firmly pat massage her… she will lick the air, her eyes will get wide, back legs wobble, she shivers… when I stop she pushes my hand~~ “Cricket” will fart and jump away like something else did it… she will also jump away when hubby farts .. lol…
i nearly wet myself laughing at those Ivy..if my dogs gay then im sure they can have the big 'O'
Danny has nightmares almost everytime he sleeps, he will move around shaking and eyes rolling for several minutes, sometimes I have to wake him up. He is very skiddish, whenever someone walks up to him quickly he will roll over in submission.
Sandy sleeps on her back rolled over, paws in the air, looking like she is playing dead. She hates taking baths. She is working on being able to open all of the doors in the house.
so we call him Cabbage Bum
and he is really gentle.
and she is sleepy... 
i nearly wet myself laughing at those Ivy..if my dogs gay then im sure they can have the big 'O' 
