Dusty Underwear

One morning a husband took a pair
of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom,
"why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder.

It's 'Miracle Grow'."