Deep in the back woods, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle
> Of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
>
> Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
> Lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
> doing!"
>
> Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world."Whoa there", said the doctor,
> "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another
>one coming."
>
> Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl."Hold that
> Lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.
>
> Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby."No, don't be in a
> Hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!"
>cried the doctor.
>
> The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor.
>
> "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
>