An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
come on .its just a joke. not meant to single anyone out. i am blonde and handicapped . and i have heard them all. i can laugh without being offended when i know they are just meant in fun and not as a personal insult to anyone.
omg, u make it sound like im picking on a handicaped person or somthing. im sorry to hear about your child, but my joke was about a HORSE!! i feel sorry for anyone who has no sense of humor. if u really think i was trying to offend u, then im sorry, and i will try to find a joke about a rock or tree unless you have a physicaly challenged one of those too. how about jokes about water, i dont know any, but ill find some just to make u happy. if u dont like my jokes, dont read my thread. if im out of line, then please have it edited or deleted. i look at the joke like this:
Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by God and those whom he places in our lives. Other times we are the guide horse, helping others see God. argue with that.
Your right I shouldnt read your jokes. The only reason I bothered was because I read somewhere that you were wondering why you didnt get as many responses as someone got with her FUNNY joke, and I thought I would see why. So I just don't plan on reading them anymore, then everyone will be happy.
Do you have any other handicapped jokes? As a mother of a deaf child, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR IT!!!!
