o.k im gonna share a really crappy joke but im not sure it works when written.. drum roll please lol
A Bear walks into a bar and takes a seat
The barman asks him what he would like to drink
The bear looks slightly bewildered and sits there deciding
The bear then speaks "um..i'll have.............................................. a...........................................................................................
..................................vodka and lime
The barman looks at him impatiently and says " Why the big Pause"
(bear-large paws=pause,.. geddit ? sorry that was awfull)