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JOKE OF THE DAY-SUNDAY


There's this guy and he goes into the bar and says to the


barman, quick give me a beer before the trouble starts so


the barman gives him a beer.


He then drinks that down quickly and says to the barman quick give me another beer before the trouble starts so the barman gives him another beer.


Same as before he drinks that beer down quickly and says to the barman quick give me another beer before the trouble starts.


Now the barman is starting to wonder when he is going to be paid for the beer so he asks the guy when is he going to get his money for the beers.


The guy says got to go now, the trouble has just started!


 



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LOL @ tuna

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LOL thats good

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o.k im gonna share a really crappy joke but im not sure it works when written.. drum roll please lol


A Bear walks into a bar and takes a seat


The barman asks him what he would like to drink


The bear looks slightly bewildered and sits there deciding


The bear then speaks "um..i'll have.............................................. a...........................................................................................


..................................vodka and lime


The barman looks at him impatiently and says " Why the big Pause"


(bear-large paws=pause,.. geddit ? sorry that was awfull)


 



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LOL twink, that was cute.

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wow you found it cute..i was hoping for 'funny beyond words' but 'cute' will do ..

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