I Love Senior Citizens
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> A college student at a recent USC football game challenged a senior
> citizen
> sitting next to him, saying it was impossible for their generation to
> understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said loud
> enough for the whole crowd to hear. "Today we have television, jet planes,
> space travel, man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have visited
> Mars,
> we even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
> light-speed processing ... and uh.."
>
> Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
> "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young, so we
> invented them, you little twit! What the h#ll are you doing for the next
> generation??"
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