NUNS AT THE BALLPARK
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>SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS
>PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN
>EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
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>IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO
>UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
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>THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY
>5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
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>THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING
>THERE."
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>ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET,
>CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS
>THERE."