I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall

  saying:

  "Hi, how are you?"

  I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't

  know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

  "Doin' just fine!"

  And the other person says:

  "So what are you up to?"

  What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too

  bizarre so I say:

  "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

  At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear

  another question.

  "Can I come over?"

  Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just

  be polite and end the conversation. I tell them

  "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

  Then I hear the person say nervously...

  "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other

  stall who keeps answering all my questions