A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of

> St. Peter at the

> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

>

> He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

>

> St. Peter answered,"Those are Lie-Clocks.

>

> Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie

> the hands on

> your clock will move."

>

> "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

>

> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,

> indicating that she never told a lie."

>

> "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that

> one?"

>

> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.

> The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told

> only two lies in his entire life."

>

> "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

>

> "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a

> ceiling fan."