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worlds shortest fairy tale...


once upon a time,a girl asked a guy "will you marry me?"


the guy said "NO !"


and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping , dancing,


camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,


and farted whenever she wanted.


THE END.



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Sounds just like me, but I need to dust and wash the walls and floors...

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He he he.....How ever I am married and fart whenever I choose :grin:   hubby and I sometimes have contests when we're gassy   

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LOL!!! Me and Brad have been together for 5 years and I have only farted in front of him once...and I was 9 months pregnant. So I really don't count that because when you are pregnant its hard to hold them in enough to make it to another room.

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ha! matt and i have contests....


if you can have sex with your b/f or husband, or whatever, you can fart in front of them! Sex is the most disgusting act! If your s/o thinks it's nasty, screw them!


I fart in Matt's face all the time, and trap him under the covers when i fart!


:)



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