> >A Newfoundland couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex
therapist's
> >Office.
> >The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
> >The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
> >The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
> >elderly is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
> >When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
nothing
> >wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming,
he
> >wishes
> >them good luck, charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
> >The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
therapist to
> >watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
> >This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment,
> >has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
> >Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
sorry,
> >but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
> >The old man "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and
> >we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
> >The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.
> >We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Blue Cross. **