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JOKE OF THE DAY-THURSDAY


a concerned husband goes to the dr and says, '' doc, im worried that my wife might be going deaf.  i often have to repeat things several times before she answers me.''   the dr tells the man to check how bad it is by standing 15 feet away and saying something to her, and moving closer until she hears him.


that night she is making dinner in the kitchen so he stands 15 feet away and says, '' honey, what's for dinner?''  she doesnt answer, so he moves 5 feet closer and asks again.  still no reply, so he moves up to 5 feet away, and still no answer.  finally he stands right next to her and asks again, '' honey, what's for dinner?''  to which she replies,  '' for the fourth time, we're having vegitable stew!!!!''



-- Edited by Tuna Chaser at 01:59, 2005-12-01

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SOMEBODY is deaf....

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LMAO ! somebody IS deaf and i dont think its the wife. lol

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That is so funny.  That is exactly what happens here.  My husband is always complaining that I can't hear when in reality its him.  That joke happens in this house a few times a week. 

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