Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund" as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws are enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Yeah, no kidding. We just got our school tax bill which was 3,247.00 if I pay by Dec. 31st. My personal taxes, which I'm not sure what they are, but my husband says it depends on how much you make, well I don't work, but my personal taxes are around 1,000.00 a year. Hello? Anyone there at the tax office? I don't work!
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