A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
omg!!! i copied and sent that to my dad and step mom!! that is totaly her lmao!!!!! im not just saying that either.........it really is her!!!!!!!! too funny.
i do the male one. i get nervous at our local bank. the drive up ATM is around the back of the bank and its all wooded. i always think someone is going to pop out of the woods and try to rob me. so i am through there in record time ! lol
Okay. I'll admit it. That's me. It takes me forever and a day to go to the bank. It's not the driving part. I can handle that and I don't have to back up 50 times but it's all of the other stuff. I usually have the kids in the car and a few dogs and they have me so distracted I can't get anything else done. I can't find my card, once I find it, it takes me forever to get it in the machine, and so on and so forth. It's a disaster. The lady at the drive-thru hates to see me coming. Although, she now keeps dog biscuits at the window. She always hands them to me as soon as I drive up. It keeps the dogs occupied and she gets me out of there faster.
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They need to add the the Men ATM. "Ask wife if she's seen his wallet anywhere?" and "Can I borrow your bank card?". Oh and we can's forget "Have you seen my car keys?"
