Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
Effective February 1st, the California Highway Patrol and the California Department of Fish and Game will be merged to form the new California Department of Fish and CHiPs.
omg duh!!!!!!!!!!! ok ok, i edited it. thats what i get for doing it so late at night. i usually post it arond midnight before bed, and i dont know what i was thinking. lol
someone should invent something like a piece of paper with ......um, periods of time on them, like ''days'' or even longer. hmph.
