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Blonde Joke


I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
>>>> allow
>>> me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
>>> would
>>> tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and
>>> made funny noises.
>>>>
>>>> My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her
>>>> that I
>>> was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
>>> "CRAZY"
>>> and give me a few days off.
>>>>
>>>> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
>>>> you
>>> doing up there?"
>>>>
>>>> I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
>>>> Go
>>> home and recuperate for a couple of days".
>>>>
>>>> I jumped down and walked out of the office. My co-worker (the blonde)
>>> followed me.
>>>>
>>>> The Boss asked her " Where do you think you're going?"
>>>>
>>>> ( You're gonna love this.! .... )
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"




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HeeHee, that is too funny. I am sending that one to hubby!

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That's cute and silly.   Laugh 







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LMAO I think Kitty is taking over Tuna's job with Joke of the Day!

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Nay, we fit like Queen and King.
You can never have too much to laugh about.
I want you all to have a good day, even when life makes that real hard...
We all have pets.
I would talk more about pets, but that is all I do, good to spread it out a bit.

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LOL great joke

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