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Paige · ~Grand Champion~ Gold Medal Poster!

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lil_exorcist · MAD DOG!

Here's mine:

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Cindi's Office party. It was Emily who spiked the punch with too much Marguarita. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like skunk.

I thought it was funny when I put Krista's Bra on my head and danced the Tango on the Couch while singing `"I'm too sexy for my shirt"'. I didn't mean to break Cindi's Cd Player and don't know why Cindi would accuse me of jaywalking.

I don't remember calling John's wife a punky sheep---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and orange lipstick!

And when I threw up on Emily's husband's toe, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Limo through my neighbor's back porch. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy White Tiger and have me arrested for speeding!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all short and skinny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this blonde stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and expeditiously yours,
Cynthia (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

dusty082155 · ~Best In Show~ Senior Board Member!

LMAO !!

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at quinn's Office party. It was nancy who spiked the punch with too much coca-cola. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like georgio.

I thought it was funny when I put wendy's shirt on my head and danced the hula on the bed while singing `hey jude'. I didn't mean to break quinn's boombox and don't know why quinn would accuse me of robbery.

I don't remember calling greg's wife a simple cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on patty's husband's boobs, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my lexus through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a falling dog and have me arrested for forgery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all bawling and falling. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sinking stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and peeling yours,
debbie (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!