Check the Cuervo to see that it's of the highest quality. Pour one level cup & drink it up! Get out a large bowl and assemble your cooking ingredients. At this point, check to see if the Cuervo is OK. Try a full cup just to be sure.
Turn on electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one tsp. of sugar. Beat again.
Pour a cup of Cuervo to enjoy while baking.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Relax with another cup of Cuervo.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo again to see if it's still OK
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't ferget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Dang, that's funny. I do drink, but I get to stop now, because I have high blood pressure, and whole diet changes now. The only time I drink is when I cook dinner at night, so I found that particularly funny. I never drink socially, it's against my religion.
