>>"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" >> >>"Yes. What can I do for you?" >> >>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. >>He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" >> >>"Thank you very much for the call, sir." >> >>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. >> >> They search the shed where the firewood is kept. >> >> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no >>marijuana. >> >> They sneer at Virgil and leave. >> >> The phone rings at Virgil's house. >> >>"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" >> >>"Yeah!" >> >>"Did they chop yer firewood?" >> >>"Yep!" >> >>"Happy Birthday, buddy!" >> >>(Who says rednecks aren't real bright??)
