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TEQUILA


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist
about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that
you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the
benefits of
Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to
live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living,
with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should
not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.



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It works for me. That how I managed to get married to my third husband in Reno,NV 13 yrs ago. (We're Still married, by the way.) They say it was a lovely ceremony. I just don't remember.

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