> Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
> changed regularly and for the same reason.
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> Love is grand;
> divorce is a hundred grand.
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> Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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> Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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> Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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> Even if you are on the right track,
> you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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> An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
> A pessimist fears this is true.
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> There will always be death and taxes;
> however, death doesn't get worse every year.
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> In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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> I am a nutritional overachiever.
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> I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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> Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
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> A day without sunshine is like night.
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> It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
> ask you the questions.
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> The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
> right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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> Brain cells come and brain cells go,
> but fat cells live forever.
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> Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
> Sometimes it comes alone.
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> Life not only begins at forty,
> it also begins to show.
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> I smile because I am your friend!
> I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.