Subject : Which Country is more Advanced ? Japan, Germany, Britian or the United States ?

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That 's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Texas doctor- not to be outdone -says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with "no brains" out of Texas; put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work."