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Paige · Paige

Joke: Before I Was A Mom Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Spit on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete...

ZoeandTucker · ZoeandTucker

My daughters teacher has said that the students can bring water bottles to sit on their desk so that they can sip on it all day. Today she sent home another note about the water. Her elementary school is not air conditioned. In her note today she requested that if our children were br...

Ansy · Ansy

It has been a terrible day here for me........this morning I get up to go feed and water my baby chickens and when I go out I realize that the winds from the hurricane blew the doors open to the shed that the chickens were in (the winds were expected to be so bad that they closed all TN schools for the da...

lil_exorcist · lil_exorcist

Hubby and I went to PetSmart around the middle of July keeping an eye out for some kitties to bring home to our crew. We saw some GORGEOUS white one with calico markings on their ears. I told the adpotion gal my name and number and what kind of dogs I had, she told me it would be about 6 weeks befo...

shinyblackpit · shinyblackpit

"Scruffy" by Peggy Parish My 8 year old son and I read this tonight. It was about a boy getting a new kitten and his trip to the animal shelter. In a very simple, basic way, it touched on people getting tired of pets and dropping them off, people dumping pets, neutering your animals so they won't have babie...

Paige · Paige

My dad was put in the hospital on Saturday afternoon. It looks like he has a infection in the fluid that has built up in his abdomen. But last night he started talking a lot of nonsense. I think his amonia levels have gone up to make him sound weird. I plan on going back to the hospital after I get off work. Hop...

Sydney · Sydney

Hey guys! Goodmorning! I saw you two were online, just wanted to say hey! Have a great day guys!

tuna_chaser · tuna_chaser

An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?" The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard." The reporter replied, "That's ALL?" The man smile...

Kittys Mom · Kittys Mom

In-flight Safety Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways...

sandysmommie · sandysmommie

Well, none of the pups are sick anymore

yay! It may have just been the heat or something they ate, I have the big guys on Natural Choice large breed they are doing fine with it, no more runny poop! I bought the little ones a bag of Merrick, they love it! But the trouble is I can only find it in 5lb bags...

Paige · Paige

Joke: Letter from College Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I've made lot$ of friend$ and am $tudying hard. With all my $tuff i $imply can't think of anything i need, $o if you would like you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, your $on. Reply from Dad.. Dear Son, I...

Kittys Mom · Kittys Mom

Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned shortly and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by...

StormyWinter · StormyWinter

On his way home from work this morning at 4AM, he thought he saw 2 baby racoons playing in the street. Once he got closer he relized they were really 2 black puppies. So my hubby felt bad for these 2 lil guys and stopped and tried to catch them, on a one lane road at night with no lighting in the middle of no mans...

MollieMae01 · MollieMae01

I read this article on MSN just now and it sounds like a cool idea!! http://slate.msn.com/id/2124714/ I'd love to go on a safari trip in Texas!! HA!! What do y'all think?? I think it's a great idea.

Sydney · Sydney

There was a disscusion about feeding cats just wet food with no or very little dry food on this other forum i visit. Besides the fact that wet isnt good for teeth, they are saying over there that just wet is healtheir and better for cats as long as your brushing your cats teeth.They say wet is more natural f...

Paige · Paige

"Its all mine"

ZoeandTucker · ZoeandTucker

So Katie started her first day of first grade yesterday. Her teacher is a loon. She's well known in this neighborhood for being loony. People call her a fairy. She's about 4'7" and she maybe weighs 80 pds. She just floats around without a care in the world. I tal...

MollieMae01 · MollieMae01

Anyone know anything about them?? Particularly any kind of parrot or cockatoo/cockatiel. Brad is giving me the OK to get another pet while he's gone and he says he wants a bird and that it must be a parrot-type bird. I've been looking at lovebirds and cockatiels, but would really love to have a bigger bi...

lovinOEBs · lovinOEBs

This nice girl Kara, from the Canadian Pug Forum, has said she would do a free sketch of your furkid for a donation towrds Hollys fund. If you would like to see her work please visit her site at http://www.artdoghouse.com After a paypal donation simply email Kara wit...

tuna_chaser · tuna_chaser

Yearly Physical An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. The doctor enters the examination room and says to the man, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?...

Ivy · Ivy

. He's doing well ... wants to run and play-play-play... seems to be in no pain. Still on meds... for a few more days... Last night I took his stitches out... he was sO gOOD! stood still while I removed them... what a good boy!

The scare looks bad right now...but ho...

protodog · protodog

I evacuated and am staying with my mother. (More on that topic later, I'm sure.) I, of course, brought the fuzzes with me, so my crew is safe. I haven't been to bed since Friday night

, so I'll be back on to discuss actual pet topics after I've had some zzzzz. Thanks...

puttin510 · puttin510

I posted this on another forum, thought I'd share it here too. Me and my poos who should have been brushed first. But it was a spur of the moment thing and Rufus Not to be left out. So's not to leave Goofy Ruffy out here he is, Hubby snapped this of him. I h...

Sydney · Sydney

Just curious as to how many of you guys brush your dog's teeth. All my dogs except Winnie is under 2 and their teeth are all white, im wondering though if I need to brush theirs yet, or wait till i notice plaque on them. I bought some toothpaste and a toothbrush for Winnie cause I noticed her teeth starting t...

Sydney · Sydney

Jason thinks Hyde has worms, cause he thinks he saw something coming out of his butt, to me it looks like dried grass that got stuck to his butt fur. Jason said when he got Hyde out of the room this morning he saw it agian and he said it was a little longer and wiggly? I dont know, cause if Jason hadnt sai...

tuna_chaser · tuna_chaser

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was probably having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and that this would reflect badly on the whole family, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt...

HunterNellasmom · HunterNellasmom

Hey guys, I'm organizing a (hopefully) national 'gas strike' on Sept 1st through the 3rd. I write editorials for my local paper, so I'm hoping they put my commentary about it in it so that I can get the word out. But basically, I'm trying to get the word out not to buy any gas from Sept 1st through the 3rd. If...

oasis05 · oasis05

I got this in an e-mail............ Are you truly ready for a dog? This is a test that every Potential Puppy Owner (PPO) must pass and, after passing, will be given a license to begin learning about the breed of their choice. No physical force, yelling, or cursing is allowed during the test. Protec...

Pitsanddobes · Pitsanddobes

need to tlk to you ASAP it is VERY important can you pm me with a time that is good for you? Extremly urgent!!

protodog · protodog

Katrina is currently forecasted to hit New Orleans or very close to the city. Even if the storm turns, the city is supposed to take a hard hit. I'm still trying to figure out whether or not to evacuate. If I do, I'll probably be able to check in from my mom's computer, but if I stay, I may...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Before I was a mom (Preview) Joke: Before I Was A Mom Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Spit on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete...	Paige	6	143	7:48 PM, 08/31/05 by KatzPomDogz
	AWWWWW! (Preview) My daughters teacher has said that the students can bring water bottles to sit on their desk so that they can sip on it all day. Today she sent home another note about the water. Her elementary school is not air conditioned. In her note today she requested that if our children were br...	ZoeandTucker	2	129	4:13 PM, 08/31/05 by Kittys Mom
	Katrina took 51 lives....in our own backyard....SO BUMMED (Preview) It has been a terrible day here for me........this morning I get up to go feed and water my baby chickens and when I go out I realize that the winds from the hurricane blew the doors open to the shed that the chickens were in (the winds were expected to be so bad that they closed all TN schools for the da...	Ansy	13	204	4:10 PM, 08/31/05 by Masonsmom
	Rescue news! (Preview) Hubby and I went to PetSmart around the middle of July keeping an eye out for some kitties to bring home to our crew. We saw some GORGEOUS white one with calico markings on their ears. I told the adpotion gal my name and number and what kind of dogs I had, she told me it would be about 6 weeks befo...	lil_exorcist	10	145	9:28 AM, 08/31/05 by puttin510
	Great children's book re: responsible pet ownership (Preview) "Scruffy" by Peggy Parish My 8 year old son and I read this tonight. It was about a boy getting a new kitten and his trip to the animal shelter. In a very simple, basic way, it touched on people getting tired of pets and dropping them off, people dumping pets, neutering your animals so they won't have babie...	shinyblackpit	2	155	8:33 AM, 08/31/05 by Kittys Mom
	Dad is still sick..UPDATE (Preview) My dad was put in the hospital on Saturday afternoon. It looks like he has a infection in the fluid that has built up in his abdomen. But last night he started talking a lot of nonsense. I think his amonia levels have gone up to make him sound weird. I plan on going back to the hospital after I get off work. Hop...	Paige	16	206	8:20 AM, 08/31/05 by Kittys Mom
	PD&Tuna (Preview) Hey guys! Goodmorning! I saw you two were online, just wanted to say hey! Have a great day guys!	Sydney	16	269	2:11 AM, 08/31/05 by tuna_chaser
	JOKE OF THE DAY-WEDNSDAY (Preview) An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?" The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard." The reporter replied, "That's ALL?" The man smile...	tuna_chaser	1	129	1:56 AM, 08/31/05 by Kittys Mom
	Funny Comments by Flight Crews (Preview) In-flight Safety Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways...	Kittys Mom	3	136	1:41 AM, 08/31/05 by twinkletoes
	Everyones feeling better (Preview) Well, none of the pups are sick anymore yay! It may have just been the heat or something they ate, I have the big guys on Natural Choice large breed they are doing fine with it, no more runny poop! I bought the little ones a bag of Merrick, they love it! But the trouble is I can only find it in 5lb bags...	sandysmommie	3	154	9:00 PM, 08/30/05 by sandysmommie
	Cute joke (Preview) Joke: Letter from College Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I've made lot$ of friend$ and am $tudying hard. With all my $tuff i $imply can't think of anything i need, $o if you would like you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, your $on. Reply from Dad.. Dear Son, I...	Paige	2	131	1:05 PM, 08/30/05 by Sandyboo
	Who Built Your House? (Preview) Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned shortly and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by...	Kittys Mom	5	155	1:04 PM, 08/30/05 by Sandyboo
	Hubby to the rescue!!! (Preview) On his way home from work this morning at 4AM, he thought he saw 2 baby racoons playing in the street. Once he got closer he relized they were really 2 black puppies. So my hubby felt bad for these 2 lil guys and stopped and tried to catch them, on a one lane road at night with no lighting in the middle of no mans...	StormyWinter	16	216	12:54 PM, 08/30/05 by sandysmommie
	How cool would this be?? (Preview) I read this article on MSN just now and it sounds like a cool idea!! http://slate.msn.com/id/2124714/ I'd love to go on a safari trip in Texas!! HA!! What do y'all think?? I think it's a great idea.	MollieMae01	17	207	12:20 PM, 08/30/05 by dusty082155
	just wet food for cats? (Preview) There was a disscusion about feeding cats just wet food with no or very little dry food on this other forum i visit. Besides the fact that wet isnt good for teeth, they are saying over there that just wet is healtheir and better for cats as long as your brushing your cats teeth.They say wet is more natural f...	Sydney	6	145	12:08 PM, 08/30/05 by dusty082155
	Cute picture (Preview) "Its all mine"	Paige	2	140	11:53 AM, 08/30/05 by dusty082155
	First day of first grade. (Preview) So Katie started her first day of first grade yesterday. Her teacher is a loon. She's well known in this neighborhood for being loony. People call her a fairy. She's about 4'7" and she maybe weighs 80 pds. She just floats around without a care in the world. I tal...	ZoeandTucker	10	137	11:44 AM, 08/30/05 by dusty082155
	Birds........UPDATE (Preview) Anyone know anything about them?? Particularly any kind of parrot or cockatoo/cockatiel. Brad is giving me the OK to get another pet while he's gone and he says he wants a bird and that it must be a parrot-type bird. I've been looking at lovebirds and cockatiels, but would really love to have a bigger bi...	MollieMae01	19	202	10:52 AM, 08/30/05 by ZoeandTucker
	Want a free sketch of your furkid? (Preview) This nice girl Kara, from the Canadian Pug Forum, has said she would do a free sketch of your furkid for a donation towrds Hollys fund. If you would like to see her work please visit her site at http://www.artdoghouse.com After a paypal donation simply email Kara wit...	lovinOEBs	4	162	9:59 AM, 08/30/05 by lovinOEBs
	JOKE OF THE DAY-TUESDAY (Preview) Yearly Physical An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. The doctor enters the examination room and says to the man, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?...	tuna_chaser	2	135	7:57 AM, 08/30/05 by PrettyDobie
	"Bruce"~ Update 8/28/05 (Preview) . He's doing well ... wants to run and play-play-play... seems to be in no pain. Still on meds... for a few more days... Last night I took his stitches out... he was sO gOOD! stood still while I removed them... what a good boy! The scare looks bad right now...but ho...	Ivy	12	204	10:29 PM, 08/29/05 by protodog
	safe in St. Louis (Preview) I evacuated and am staying with my mother. (More on that topic later, I'm sure.) I, of course, brought the fuzzes with me, so my crew is safe. I haven't been to bed since Friday night , so I'll be back on to discuss actual pet topics after I've had some zzzzz. Thanks...	protodog	10	198	9:11 PM, 08/29/05 by Beeper
	Me and my puppers (Preview) I posted this on another forum, thought I'd share it here too. Me and my poos who should have been brushed first. But it was a spur of the moment thing and Rufus Not to be left out. So's not to leave Goofy Ruffy out here he is, Hubby snapped this of him. I h...	puttin510	13	208	7:37 PM, 08/29/05 by puttin510
	do u brush your dog's teeth? (Preview) Just curious as to how many of you guys brush your dog's teeth. All my dogs except Winnie is under 2 and their teeth are all white, im wondering though if I need to brush theirs yet, or wait till i notice plaque on them. I bought some toothpaste and a toothbrush for Winnie cause I noticed her teeth starting t...	Sydney	7	148	6:12 PM, 08/29/05 by Erica
	worms (Preview) Jason thinks Hyde has worms, cause he thinks he saw something coming out of his butt, to me it looks like dried grass that got stuck to his butt fur. Jason said when he got Hyde out of the room this morning he saw it agian and he said it was a little longer and wiggly? I dont know, cause if Jason hadnt sai...	Sydney	8	160	5:59 PM, 08/29/05 by Kittys Mom
	JOKE OF THE DAY-MONDAY (Preview) The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was probably having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and that this would reflect badly on the whole family, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt...	tuna_chaser	5	149	5:01 PM, 08/29/05 by sandysmommie
	Get the word out guys! (Preview) Hey guys, I'm organizing a (hopefully) national 'gas strike' on Sept 1st through the 3rd. I write editorials for my local paper, so I'm hoping they put my commentary about it in it so that I can get the word out. But basically, I'm trying to get the word out not to buy any gas from Sept 1st through the 3rd. If...	HunterNellasmom	8	160	4:08 PM, 08/29/05 by dusty082155
	cute (Preview) I got this in an e-mail............ Are you truly ready for a dog? This is a test that every Potential Puppy Owner (PPO) must pass and, after passing, will be given a license to begin learning about the breed of their choice. No physical force, yelling, or cursing is allowed during the test. Protec...	oasis05	4	139	11:45 AM, 08/29/05 by PrettyDobie
	ANSY???? (Preview) need to tlk to you ASAP it is VERY important can you pm me with a time that is good for you? Extremly urgent!!	Pitsanddobes	4	235	9:11 PM, 08/28/05 by Pitsanddobes
	Katrina is coming right at me (Preview) Katrina is currently forecasted to hit New Orleans or very close to the city. Even if the storm turns, the city is supposed to take a hard hit. I'm still trying to figure out whether or not to evacuate. If I do, I'll probably be able to check in from my mom's computer, but if I stay, I may...	protodog	13	210	3:41 PM, 08/28/05 by jawlaw
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