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JOKE OF THE DAY-FRIDAY
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The teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked. Patrick addressed the class, "W...
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Blonde Joke
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
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>>> me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
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>>> tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and
>>> made funny noises.
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The new furkids......
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Well, i finally got pics of the new babies.
These first pics are of Sparky (my son's). As you can see, this is what neglect does to a poor puppy. Look at his hips and ribs  He also has a cold but he is on meds and getting better. Good thing he was rescued.
http://img.phot...
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Update on Stormy's life!
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LOL Yeah people imma bore everyone with my life! hehehe
Anyways I really should be cleaning my house right now cause Saturday there is a huge birthday party here for my son, he's turing the big 2! I can't belive it! Seems like jsut yesterday we brought him home from the hospital. Everyones going to be h...
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Happy Birthday to Makaylah!!
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My daughter turns 6 TODAY!! We are taking her to Chuck E. Cheese's today and we ordered her a cake.....It is white with Bavarian Cream Filling(YUM!) They are taking Ice cream cones and turning them upside down, and decorating them into a castle, they are making her a princess fairyland cake! I can't Wa...
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Pictures in the Happy Birthday thread
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I put a few pictures in the Happy Birthday thread that Stormy statred for me, Bless her little heart.
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STOP!!! THIEF!!!!
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ok, so im taking care of a cat, and the cat is kinda growing on me. well, i keep catching another cat eating six's food and its making me mad. someone on the property owns the cat and should be responsible for it. the cat doesnt get along with six and have gone at it a couple of times.&nbs...
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ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DATE
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A Man brings date home on Christmas Eve ~ ~
I thought it would be a nice idea to bring a date to my parents' house
on Christmas Eve.
I thought it would be interesting for a non-Italian girl to see how an
Italian family spends the holidays.
I thought my mother and my date would hit it off li...
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SNOWBALL FIGHT
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Well, Christmas is just a little while away... so this is a great game to
> play!!! [img]http://bestsmileys.com/chris... >>>>>>>>>>
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NEW LABRADOR BOOK
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http://www.marleyandme.com/
I haven't read it, yet, but Labs can be pretty hilarious...
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Lilly will have knee surgery this Friday.
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It happened when I was walking her, I stopped when a man and his boxer approached, his dog laid down. I asked if she was being friendly or ready to pounce on Lilly. I locked Lillys flexi leash so's she could not run towards her. Well this dog lunged forward. I was a good 12 feet from her. She got too close for m...
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How do ya'll feel about...
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babyshowers? For a 4TH child? I mean, I only had my daughter 3 1/2 years ago, but I was always taught that, etiquette wise, you were only suppose to have one babyshower. I heard it was okay to have more than one if you had say, a boy and then a few years later had a girl, or vice versa...or if you had a baby and di...
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JOKE OF THE DAY-THURSDAY
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This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "for- give me for I have sinned." The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?" "I lusted," the fellow replied. "Tell me about it," the priest said. The fellow then r...
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White Trash X-mas
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http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html
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Pitsanddobes is still around lol!
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Hi all! Sorry to be so quiet for so long. I have had lots going on and will be back on more often very soon. I just wanted to say hello and I miss you all sooooooo much. Many good things happend I cant wait to tell you all about them. How is everyone???
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JOKES OF THE DAY-WEDNSDAY
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Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught. In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In lo...
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missing girl........
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i have been bawling since i heard this on the news. tillicum is only about 20 minutes from me. i just have a sick feeling that the outcome will not be good. i also cant help thinking that her parents know more than they are saying. if you are able to watch the video, she is smiling and laughing through it all....
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Gender Specific ATM [ouch]
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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. Af...
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School seizes newspaper
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I found this on another site...
School Seizes Newspaper
A Tennessee high school principal summarily seized the school newspaper after articles on birth control and body art appeared. What do you think? Is it appropriate for students to write about birth control?
Oak Ridge Hig...
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Took my puppy to see Santa yesterday
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/chileanbarbie/70576606/
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CHRISTIAN HUMOR
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1. There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible
to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable
in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
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2. "Somebody has said there are on...
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New Rules:
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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's se...
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blatant animal abuse....
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this is one of the most cruelest forms of animal abuse . the video is heartbreaking. wolfhave is just accross the way from us. i have a good mind to go over there and tell a few people off. totally disgusting to let an animal suffer like this. watch the video "investigators uncover accusations of animal c...
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cute video....
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got this in an email. turn on your speakers and enjoy ! lol
http://www.irbykennedy.com/WhiteTrashXmas.html
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Koda's Christmas Picture
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I entered this in the photo contest too......
What do you think?
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My first day as a vet assistant
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Yo! Well, today was my first day as a vet assistant...
They were all really nice and informative about how to do everything. I had to learn how to fold and store towels and crapes for surgery, take fecals and prepare them for the vet, taking temps, vaccinating(I will need more practice but that...
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Christmas requests?
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So what have ya'll asked for from your loved ones for Christmas? Do any of you make lists, or do you just give hints and suggestions? Or are there any "Eh, you don't have to get me anything" people out there? lol
Hubby and my mum keep bugging me about what I want, but I seriously cannot think of much. I want...
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What I woke up to this morning
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Ain't it beautiful? This is a tree in my front yard....the sun was just rising.......
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THE REAL JOKE OF THE DAY-TUESDAY
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i dont know why i try to paste and nothing shows up. hhhmmmm ill keep trying -- Edited by Tuna Chaser at 07:38, 2005-12-06
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Hamilton Starz
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http://www.nj.com/sports/times/index.ssf?/base/sports1/1133341653119080.xml&coll=5&thispage=1
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